more about lawns

Thanks to Linda who saved for me a New Yorker arti­cle by Eliz­a­beth Kol­bert, “Turf War.” It’s from the…um…July 21 issue. (Okay, it some­times take me a lit­tle time to finally get around to things…)

It’s a wor­thy read that takes a his­tor­i­cal look at some of the writ­ings dis­cussing the topic of the Amer­i­can lawn, begin­ning with Andrew Jack­son Downing’s 1841 Trea­tise on the The­ory and Prac­tice of Land­scape Gar­den­ing. Being a review of the lawn lit­er­a­ture, it’s ripe with pithy quotes by the author and many oth­ers that show changes in Amer­i­can thought towards this car­pet of mown grass. Read the arti­cle for all the quotes in con­text, but here’s a hand­ful that I espe­cially liked:

Among the dozen or so main grasses that make up the Amer­i­can lawn, almost none are native to Amer­ica. Ken­tucky blue­grass comes from Europe and north­ern Asia, Bermuda grass from Africa, and Zoysia grass from East Asia.

Mow­ing tur­f­grass quite lit­er­ally cuts off the option of sex­ual reproduction…In his anti-lawn essay “Why mow?,” Michael Pol­lan puts it this way: “Lawns are nature purged of sex and death. No won­der Amer­i­cans like them so much.”

A fine car­pet of green grass stamps the inhab­i­tants as good neigh­bors, as desir­able cit­i­zens,” Abra­ham Levitt wrote. (By covenant, the orig­i­nal Levit­town­ers agreed to mow their lawns once a week between April 15th and Novem­ber 15th.)

[In a dis­cus­sion on the us pes­ti­cides and her­bi­cides on lawns:] In “Amer­i­can Green” (2006), Ted Stein­berg, a pro­fes­sor of his­tory at Case West­ern Reserve Uni­ver­sity, com­pares the lawn to “a nation­wide chem­i­cal exper­i­ment with home­own­ers as the guinea pigs.”

Recently, a NASA-funded study, which used satel­lite data col­lected by the Depart­ment of Defense, deter­mined that, includ­ing golf courses, lawns in the United States cover nearly fifty thou­sand square miles–an area roughly the size of New York State. The same study con­cluded that most of this New York State-size lawn was grow­ing in places where tur­f­grass should new have been planted. In order to keep all the lawns in the coun­try well irri­gated, the author of the study cal­cu­lated, it would take an aston­ish­ing two hun­dred gal­lons of water per per­son, per day.

For a developer…putting in tur­f­grass is by far the eas­i­est way to land­scape; what is some­times called “contractor’s mix” grass seed is specif­i­cally for­mu­lated to pro­vide a fast-growing–though not nec­es­sar­ily long-lasting–green. (Lowe’s, which sells fif­teen pounds of contractor’s-mix seed for $23.52, adver­tises it as an “econ­omy mix­ture that pro­vides quick grass cover.”) The lawn may be waste­ful and destruc­tive, it may even be dan­ger­ous, but it is, in its way, convenient.

October 21 2008 04:25 am | Categories: gardeninglandscape designquotes | Tags:

2 Responses to “more about lawns”

  1. Bird on 22 Oct 2008 at 3:25 am #

    It was a long time before I truly appre­ci­ated the dif­fer­ence between “grass” and “lawn”. I always pre­sumed that every­one must like daisies, dan­de­lions and clover in their grassed areas since they are so cheer­ful and lovely. I thought that hor­ri­ble uni­form green car­pet was some­thing only sports pitches wore with pride. The first time I came across a gar­dener who waged war on flow­ers in the grass I thought they were insane. Still do!

  2. lostlandscape on 23 Oct 2008 at 1:48 pm #

    I agree! I was pleas­antly sur­prised when I encoun­tered a an offer­ing of seed (at seedhunt.com) for dan­de­lions! (These are native to this area and have par­tic­u­larly large seed­heads. I saw some out in the wilds years ago and took some slides. I’ll post them if I ever find them again…)

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