twittering tomato

It must be the sea­son for odd­ball sci­ence stud­ies to be pub­lished. The lat­est one is about the devel­op­ment of a method to let plants send text mes­sages. The idea is that a sen­sor attached to the plant could let you know when the plant needs some­thing. With tech­nol­ogy like this, soon you’ll never need to step into your gar­den again to check on your plants. Some­body tell me why this is a good idea.

Will it be long before tomato plants have their own Twit­ter accounts? Actu­ally, the future is already here. And in fact the future hap­pened way back in June of 2008. That was when a tomato plant in Boston began to tweet. (If there are piles of poo­dles with MySpace and Face­book pages, why shouldn’t a tomato twit­ter? A tomato plant’s key­board­ing skills are prob­a­bly no worse than a poodle’s, so it shouldn’t require any more assis­tance from its owner.)

This par­tic­u­lar plant’s tweets didn’t last two weeks. It was a stunt of course. But if you were to take the tweets seri­ously and do a foren­sic study back through the tweets, it’s pretty clear what killed the plant: overwatering.

June 18 2009 05:15 am | Categories: rambles |

3 Responses to “twittering tomato”

  1. tina on 18 Jun 2009 at 6:55 am #

    Def­i­nitely a head­line eye catcher with the word ‘twit­ter­ing’ in it. This thing has got­ten so big! I per­son­ally do hope that toma­toes do not start twit­ter­ing though.

  2. Pomona Belvedere on 19 Jun 2009 at 4:34 pm #

    When I was first putting up my blog I ran into that hilar­i­ous plant text-message site. How­ever if my toma­toes (or any­thing else) start twit­ter­ing, I’m clos­ing my own Twit­ter account. I like the reg­u­lar forms of plant com­mu­ni­ca­tion a lot more. More sophis­ti­cated, more sub­tle, more beau­ti­ful. And that’s com­ing from a fan of Twitter!

  3. lostlandscape on 20 Jun 2009 at 1:26 pm #

    I sus­pect your plants would have more inter­est­ing things to say, Tina.

    Pomona, Twit­ter does some things well. But since I don’t want my plants orga­niz­ing mass protests against my auto­cratic con­trol over the gar­den, I don’t think the plants will be get­ting their own accounts.

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