the dark side of lawns

I was thumb­ing through The Amer­i­can Lawn, edited by Georges Teyssot, a col­lec­tion of thoughts on the phe­nom­e­non of Amer­i­can lawns by eight con­trib­u­tors. It’s a wide rang­ing col­lec­tion of essays look­ing at the place of lawns in Amer­i­can cul­ture since colo­nial days. One of the pieces, “The Elec­tric Lawn” by Mark Wigley, has a cou­ple of quotes that inter­ested me in my cur­rent dis­en­chant­ment with all things turf-related.

On lawns and power relationships:

While ren­der­ings for clients may show the lawn, and man­u­als of draw­ing tech­nique may describe the ways in which it can be rep­re­sented, the draw­ings with which archi­tects com­mu­ni­cate to them­selves and other archi­tects leave the lawn out. It is assumed that wher­ever there is noth­ing spec­i­fied in the draw­ing there is grass. The lawn is treated like the paper on which the projects are drawn, a tab­ula rasa with­out any inher­ent inter­est, a back­ground that merely clears the way for the main event. Yet the lawn is always pre­cisely con­trolled, whether by the archi­tect or land­scape designer. Lawns are all about con­trol. The green frame is far from neu­tral or inno­cent. What is left out of the pic­ture often rules the picture.

And a look at 50s green-lawned utopia gone bad:

The deadly lawn­mower is the star of the dark side of sub­ur­ban life. Take Stephen King, the high priest of sub­ur­ban gothic. In his 1985 film Max­i­mum Over­drive, a pass­ing alien space­ship causes all the machines on the planet to turn against their operators–insulting, taunt­ing, tor­tur­ing, and then killing. A young boy rides his bicy­cle down the mid­dle of a generic sub­ur­ban street. Lawns pass by on either side. The only sign of trou­ble is that the auto­matic sprin­klers uncan­nily respond to his presence…A blood-stained lawn­mower lurks behind a tree, idling, wait­ing. When the boy finally stops, it roars to life and chases him down the street…

Well, I didn’t see that movie, and Leonard Maltin rates it a bomb: “Stu­pid and bor­ing.” Maybe a cou­ple of inter­est­ing takes on sub­ur­bia, but noth­ing for the Net­flix queue…

April 28 2008 | Categories: gardeninglandscape designquotes | Tags: | No Comments »

turf battle

When we moved into the house twenty years ago one of the first things we did was to take out the front lawn. South­ern Cal­i­for­nia is a desert, and it seemed like the envi­ron­men­tally sen­si­tive thing to do. And besides, there are piles of inter­est­ing drought-tolerant plants, and replac­ing the lawn let us sam­ple some of the neat plants from South­ern Cal­i­for­nia and around the globe that don’t require con­stant water­ing. Although it doesn’t look its absolute best with no added water, most of the front yard has endured most of the mid­dle of sum­mer with no rain or water­ing. The back yard, how­ever, has been a dif­fer­ent story.

Turf Battle Location

For the longest time the lawn area was some­thing like thirty feet square after you sub­tracted space devoted to walk­ways, a green­house, a deck, a shade bed, and a big zone for veg­eta­bles. The lawn, scrappy-looking much of the year and noth­ing I had any inter­est in main­tain­ing, was John’s indul­gence that I lived with grudg­ingly, know­ing that his Snap­per lawn­mower from his yard main­te­nance busi­ness days thirty years ago wouldn’t last for­ever. Even after we pushed into the back yard with a room addi­tion a cou­ple years ago, reduc­ing the lawn to less than half its orig­i­nal size, John was still attached to the green waste­land, still insist­ing it was worth his trou­ble to maintain.

Then, three weeks ago, it finally hap­pened. The engine on the Snap­per died, and John decided he didn’t want to replace it. An ad on Craigslist and a day or two and the mower found a new home, some guy with a lawn busi­ness who has other Snap­pers and wanted this one for parts.

I took the mower’s death as a sign from Gaia that it was time for the lawn to go. John took it as a sign that he needed a new machine. So the com­pro­mise was a battery-powered mower that didn’t have nearly the same pol­lu­tion pro­file as the old Snap­per. Bet­ter would have been a corded model, some­thing that would use the power directly and not waste it charg­ing bat­ter­ies. Bet­ter yet would have been a nice push model that uses noth­ing other than human umph. But I at least feel bet­ter that we’re cut­ting down on green­house gases. And at least the lawn is a low-water Saint Augus­tine, so it’s not gob­bling up the water other turf options would require.

Shop­ping for the mower then started to push another of my but­tons: boy­cotting items man­u­fac­tured in China. Every model we looked at was made there. I have noth­ing against the Chi­nese peo­ple, but its gov­ern­ment sup­ports repres­sion in Tibet and Burma (aka Myan­mar) so that I try to avoid buy­ing stuff made there when­ever pos­si­ble. (The Chi­nese Embassy knows I’m doing this, if they read their let­ters.) I lost that one too. Dang, it’s hard doing any­thing else some­times. Sarah Bon­giorni has a book, A Year With­out “Made in China,” in which she recounts her attempts for her fam­ily to go a year with­out pur­chas­ing any­thing made in China. She had so much trou­ble she could write a book about it.

Some talk­ing points and data on the pol­lu­tion from lawnmowers:

Lawn mow­ers and other machines with engines under 25 horse­power now account for 7 per­cent of California’s smog-forming emis­sions from mobile sources, the equiv­a­lent of more than 3 mil­lion cars, accord­ing to the Cal­i­for­nia Air Resources Board.–San Diego Union

Low-horsepower machines account for at least 10 per­cent of the nation’s smog-forming pol­lu­tion, which has been linked to res­pi­ra­tory and heart dis­ease, accord­ing to the EPA. A sin­gle lawn­mower emits as much pol­lu­tion in an hour as 50 cars dri­ving 20 miles.–Washington Post

As an exam­ple, mow­ing grass with a gaso­line pow­ered lawn­mower causes as much pol­lu­tion as oper­at­ing a car for 13 hours.–Senator Dianne Fein­stein cit­ing the EPA study

And…the good folks at Envi­ron­ment Canada have a nice online cal­cu­la­tor that lets you see a close approx­i­ma­tion of how much your mower pollutes.

April 27 2008 | Categories: gardeningmy garden | Tags: | No Comments »