mending wall

I don’t mind many gar­den chores—watering, prun­ing, tidy­ing, planting—but other tasks are so unpleas­ant I can put them off for days or years. Deal­ing with hard­scape is one of those unpleas­antries, par­tic­u­larly when it’s labo­ri­ous main­te­nance and not a cra­tive act. And that was the story of much of the last two weekends.

My neigh­bor­hood dates to the very early 1950s, and it was the first in San Diego where a devel­oper cut and filled a hill­side to install a sub­di­vi­sion. Some lots—particularly on the fill side of the street—are flat from the front curb to the back fence. But many others—and mine is one of them—slope emphat­i­cally. I haven’t hired a sur­veyor to scope it out, but I’ve fig­ured that the front and back of the prop­erty dif­fer some­thing over twelve feet in ele­va­tion over 120 lin­ear feet. An addi­tional slope behind the house ele­vates the folks behind us another six to eight feet.

In Mend­ing Wall Robert Frost dealt with the arbi­trary social spaces that some walls define. But with­out the series of lit­tle retain­ing walls on my lot the walls serve to keep some of gravity’s effects in check the whole hill­side would end up on top of the neigh­bors down below.

Unfor­tu­nately, one of those walls had been list­ing con­sid­er­ably, partly with the help of a nasty pen­cil tree euphor­bia and some errant ivy roots. My solu­tion: Why not try using the hydraulic and bumper jacks that we’ve had sit­ting in the garage to see if we couldn’t get the wall to stand­ing back at 90 degrees? Then it’d be a pretty sim­ple mat­ter to pour con­crete at the base of either side of the wall to sta­bi­lize it for the next quarter-century.

All jacked up

All jacked up

The hydraulic jack help­ing to push the wall back up.

Bumper jack

Bumper jack

The bumper jack used for this project.

It’s com­mon to call some­one a jack of all trades (no pun intended), and it’s usu­ally meant as a com­pli­ment. But my work on this project made me think of the “…and mas­ter of none” part of the phrase that most peo­ple don’t think about. Yes, I did man­age to get the wall back to upright. Yes I did man­age to do it with the jacks. And yes, pour­ing con­crete around the base of the wall has kept it firmly upright.

But I did how­ever end up hav­ing to replace a small sec­tion of the wall, and that’s where the mas­ter of none part comes into play. You will notice I have no pho­tographs of that patched wall. Trust me. It’s ugly.

Since no one will believe any­thing these days until they’ve seen a pho­to­graph of it, how­ever, maybe you won’t real­ize how ugly the patch really is and con­tinue to think that I’m this resource­ful gar­dener who’ll tackle any­thing and do it with spec­tac­u­lar results.

If you’ll believe that, let me give you a cut­ting of this cute lit­tle pen­cil tree euphor­bia that’s guar­an­teed to stay a cute lit­tle well-mannered plant…

August 19 2008 | Categories: landscape designmy garden | Tags: | 5 Comments »